The trouble is- you think you have time.

(Source: ufocottoncandy)

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

(Source: justhisgirl)

vvaddles:

when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair

mach712:

John Green: Most predictably fantastic father ever.

(Source: lobstercardigan)

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?!

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end

(Source: iraffiruse)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

foodchewer:

i’d break like 6 laws for a grilled cheese 

fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

(Source: kevinmckidd)

cokeflow:

if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules

(Source: driveway)